Hannibal Means moving performance of Hallelujah
at the December 12 Shoud is now on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea4tX9WDHuI)
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for the first annual Adamus New Year Celebration! There
will be a live channel and Q&A, beginning at 1:30
PM, followed by a catered dinner, dancing and celebrating
as we ring in 2010. Please visit Shaumbra
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the party or the webcast.
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– Due to unforeseen circumstances the CC Angel
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January 16. You will receive an email with the
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Tobias' Sexual Energies School, you already know what
an impact has in your life. If you haven’t, we
invite you to listen to a very special channel from
Tobias, recorded just a week before his departure in
July. It is now available (in edited format) at no charge
to anyone who is interested. (The full version of this
channel is available to SES teachers and graduates.)
Click here to listen or download Tobias’
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in Canada –
As seen from the outside world
I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do
the plants grow? (England)
Answer: We import all plants fully grown and then just
sit around and watch them die.
Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow
the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only 4,000 miles. Take lots of water.
Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can
you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver , Edmonton
and Halifax ? (England)
A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading
Can you give me some information about hippopotamus
racing in Canada ? (USA)
A: AFRICA is the big triangle shaped continent south
of Europe. CANADA is that big country to your North...oh
forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night
in Calgary. Come naked.
Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us
when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
?A: AUSTRIA is that quaint little country bordering
GERMANY, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys
Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in
Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
I have developed a new product that is the fountain
of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where
the female population is smaller than the male population?
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available
all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gathers.
Milk is illegal.
I have a question about a famous animal in Canada ,
but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with
A: It's called a MOOSE. They are tall and very violent,
eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You
can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine
before you go out walking.
Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
British Columbia, Canada will host the 2010 Winter Olympics.
These are some questions people from all over the world
are asking. Believe it or not, these are actual questions
about Canada that were posted on an International Tourism
Website. Answers are from an anonymous Canadian. (Submitted
by Tammie O’Rielly, Shaumbra in Kelowna, Canada)